Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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