I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
