did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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