He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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