I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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