If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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