I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Even my vagina gasped.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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