What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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