Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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