just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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