I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My feet surprised me
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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