Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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