Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My Sexting was not on an AP level
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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