Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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