I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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