i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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