let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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