Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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