so explain again why im purple
no
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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