Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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