Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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