Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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