EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?