The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Come share oat with me in your robe
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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