I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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