I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You can make out without kissing
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