The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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