Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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