I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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