apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
