let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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