I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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