a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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