Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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