Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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