It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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