I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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