I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize