It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish i was in the wii world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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