You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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