everyone is single if you try hard enough
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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