these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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