the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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