I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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