I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So many bounce houses so little time
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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