Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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