What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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