'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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