hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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