He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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