She's JV to your varsity
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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