there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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