I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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