My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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